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Monday, November 01, 2004

It's been so long....

Well I have missed blogging for an entire month, wow, and the month has flown by. At work I went through an audit, my son turned one year old and even started walking,,,he now enters a room and tells everyone hi, It is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Life has been pretty much the same, work is still work, family is still nuts and I by the Grace of God have managed to hold it together for yet one more month. Although I still see life as some sort of odd test I am still going. Today I took on the task of buying some tampons....never in a million years could I have imagined just how complicated even that has become. I go to Wally world"Walmart" for those who dont know....so there I am in the feminine section thinking I will only be a few minutes then off to work I go....WRONG....I look up and there it is the great wall of tampons....my goodness my eyes are absorbing all these different kinds of tampons....tampons that dont have deoderant on them, tampons with braided ends...tampons that expand to look like bats...tampons that have wrappers that dont make noise...make noise???do tampons have the problem of talking too loud...do other people go up to women and smell down there to see if they have tampons that are prefumed? do tampons need braids now? it all sounded too weird...I felt like I was in a car lot and all of a sudden was swamped with the tampon hell...I finally decide on the quiet ones, the ones that make no noise, but I made sure they did not have deoderant...does that make sense...so ok, now I am ready to go I can now look for the simple pads.....AAAAHHHH....now the pads have extras...there are some for small girls, small ladies...large ladies....some that turn the blood into a thick liquid that stays in the middle of the pad...some that have lavender, camamille...what is that about??now I picture vaginas that are so relaxed due to the herbal extras....since when did it become so complicated to be a woman on the rag??? I think to myself should I go get some pills for cramps???I dare not out of fear of what lays in that aisle. So now I am back I will try to blog every night.
Julia