The Mexican Milk Snake

Oh where to begin, this odd conversation oddly enough started in my mom's kitchen while three females, myself, sis in law, and sister were cosuming my mom's world famous papa soup. Ok so maybe not world famous but gone none the less. My sister who works in a pet store told us of an incident of where she reported to work and was promptly informed that one of the snakes had gotten loose, my mom proceeds to inform us that she would never grace that store with her presence due to the snake getting loose as she is horribly afraid of those creatures. Anyway, she my sister, proceeds to tell us of a snake affectionatly named the (mexican milk snake).It gets better from there, according to my mom, she once heard of a story of a milk snake, here is where it gets weird. According to legend the snake was sucking a women's breast to take the milk, as the legend has it this is what they do....the woman reportedly did not feel this (sucking) going on, of course once the snake was done drinking it left....hHHMMMMm...I'll leave that alone(chuckling)...anyway, the only way to get rid of this menace ..at least to get it to stop sucking your breasts is to boil the breast milk and the snake will leave...obviously disgusted with this barberic way of handleing breast milk...of course this opens up awhole lot of topics and of course mental pictures...let me paint a few for you... 1. milk snake wearing a t-shirt that states on the front..."HOOTERS"...the back of t-shirt"I break for breasts"....2. so called milk snake on the hunt for well endowed women with big breasts (of course they must have milk)...3. how the hell does a woman not feel a snake or any other thing sucking her breasts????..mental picture....putting on bra and noticing some sort of slimy odd colored creature hanging from my breasts and thinking nothing of it....quick boil some breast milk ...that will teach him....so my fellow women please take heed of my warning if you feel something sucking your breasts and its not your child or husband it may just be a "mexican milk snake" Milk it does a body or snake good>>>heheheheheheheh